Okey, so here's some questions I ask myself everyday...

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?"

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time
it was to set it to?

So if you know one or two or more of the answers, be more than welcome to write them down as a comment or something