I am going tell you something real funny now, so prepare yourself.

I took a shower, not long ago, and when I was done and you know, got dressed, my phone rang.
Mom answered and said for the person to hold while she shouted out that it was phone to me.
I hurried but couldn't found my panties and of course I had no thought about that it might be someone else than my friends on the phone so I scream back - extra loud so "my friend" on the phone can hear me;
"I can't find my panties!"
And of course, when I get to the phone it's a young man from the place where I've applied for a summer job waiting.